If you're having trouble with your high school head He's giving you the blues You wanna graduate, but not in his bed Here's what you gotta do Pick up the phone, I'm always home Call me anytime Just ring 36-24-36, hey I lead a life of crime
You got problems in your life of love You've got a broken heart He's double-dealing with your best friend That's when the tear drops start Pick up the phone, I'm here alone Just make a social call Come right in, forget about him We'll have ourselves a ball
If you got a lady and you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps nagging at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts Pick up the phone, leave her alone It's time you made a stand For a fee, I'm happy to be Your backdoor man, hey
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