The following is a true story Only the names have been changed To protect the guilty
Well I left my job in my home town And I headed for the smoke Got a rock 'n' roll band and a fast right hand Gonna get to the top Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing
So if you've got the money, we've got the sound You put it up and we'll put it down If you've got the dollar, we've got the song Just wanna boogie woogie all night long Yeah boogie
I got holes in my shoes I got holes in my teeth I got holes in my socks I can't get no sleep I'm trying to make a million
And I got patches on the patches On my old blue jeans Well they used to be blue When they used to be new When they used to be clean
But I've got a Mumma who's a hummer Just keeping me alive While I'm in the band doing drinking with the boys She's working 9 to 5 She knows her place that woman
Just you wait One of these days see me driving round town In my Rock 'n' Rolls Royce with the sun roof down My bottle of booze, no summer time blues Shouting out, \"Look at me\" In my rock 'n' roll voice
No it ain't no fun, yeah Waiting round to be a millionaire No it ain't no fun Waiting round to be a millionaire
Do you believe me It ain't no fun, no Waiting round to be a millionaire It ain't no fun, I don't care what they say Waiting round to be a millionaire
Drive a Rolls Royce car No it ain't no fun, and you know it Waiting round to be a millionaire No, no, no, no , no, no, no No, ain't no fun Waiting round to be a millionaire
Got a million dollar scream But it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun), oh no No it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun), that's what I said But it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun), and I wanna be rich No it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun), ain't no fun digging this bitch Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, you better believe me Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire No it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun) No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, no no Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire No it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
Hey Hello Howard, how ya doin'? Next door neighbour? Oh yeah... Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport
(Ain't no fun, ain't no fun) No it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun) Hey it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun) No it ain't no fun, (ain't no fun) Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire No it ain't no fun, no it ain't no fun, ain't no fun (Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire) (Ain't no fun...)