The following is a true story Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty-
Welll I left my job in my home town And I headed for the smoke Got a rock'n'roll band and a fast right hand Gonna get to the top Nothing's gonna stop us, no nothing
So if you've got the money, we've got the sound You put it up and we'll put it down If you got the dollar, we got the song Just wanna boogie woogie all night long (Yeh boogie)
I got holes in my shoes I got holes in my teeth I got holes in my socks I can't get no sleep (I'm trying to make a million)
And I got patches on the patches On my old blue jeans Well they used to be blue When they used to be new When they used to be clean
But I've got a momma whose a hummer Whose keeping me alive While I'm in the band, doing drinking with the boys She's working nine to five (She knows her place that woman)
But just you wait- One of these days see me driving round town In my rock'n'Rolls Royce with the sunroof down My bottle of booze, no summertime blues Shouting out, "look at me" In my rock'n'roll voice
Cause it Ain't No Fun, Waiting Round To Be A Millionaire No, it Ain't No Fun, Waiting Round To Be A Millionaire
'Hello Howard, how you doin' friend, next door neighbor?" "Oh yeah...Get your fuckin' jumbo jet off my airport." Ain't No Fun