Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes, Or else you'll wind up in the can! No jokes, no rights, sit tight, don't fool around, You are a guest of Uncle Sam! Stand up, look right, don't slouch, and stand at ease, Allow no sex above the knees! When I snap, you jump into the master plan, I'll be damned!
Well, I'll be damned...
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke! Damned if I steal your joke! I'll be damned if I go for broke! Damned if I do, damned if I don't! Wuh!
Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around, I'll make a monkey outta you! You sign your name right on the dotted line, Boy, I'll be damned!
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke! Damned if I steal your joke! I'll be damned if I go for broke! Damned if I do and damned if I don't! Yuh!
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Come on!
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke! Damned if I steal your joke! I'll be damned if I go for broke! I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't! I'll be damned if I drink or smoke! Damned if I steal your joke! I'll be damned if I go for broke! I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't!
I'll be damned! I'll be damned! I'll be damned!
I'll be damned! I'll be damned! I'll - be - damned!