My coffee’s cold, my car’s too old And I never ever get where I go My money’s low, my wifi slow And I’ve got a useless dumbass smartass phone
I lost my keys, I lost my keys I kissed my boss, I kissed my boss And as of now I think I’ve got no job Can t pay my rent, can’t pay my rent. Don’t have a cent, don’t have a cent. I’m so connected but I’ve got no friends, Yeah-yeah
Just when you think it can’t get any worse, Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church I’m not a preacher, but I’m telling you It’s gonna be okay just hurry up and wait
My jeans too tight, my waist’s on strike And I might get way too frisky tonight I am pretty funny, I am pretty funny, But the jokes on me, but the jokes on me, Cause no one ever takes me seriously
Just when you think it can’t get any worse, Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church I’m not a preacher, but I’m telling you It’s gonna be okay just hurry up and wait