Hey, officer! We've lost the way! I heard the gas station's near and it's a good news today. You know the trip is shorter year by year So I don't know why we're standing here.
Hey, Officer! why you're chasin' me? I'm drug-unloaded, I'm alcohol-free. Maybe I'm the strangest person that you ever had to find, But I'm not a criminal mastermind.
Oh, darling! Say from the heart. There'll be no story until you're it's part. So won't you buy a ticket, won't you take a ride With a criminal mastermind.
Hey, Officer! Done means done. The Big Trip is over and your eyes are smokin' gun. So take my sunglasses, keep your eyes open wide. With a criminal mastermind.