Bundled up like an Eskimo So hardcore I'll eat an ice cream cone, and Break your teeth, swing with all of my might I may look cute, but I'm always down for a fight So, are you ready for some damn Ice Climber tonight?
Break the floor, reach the higher lands I'm comin' on ya like an avalanche, well Look at me gettin' High as a kite I'll get the high score if I do things right So, are you ready for some damn Ice Climber tonight? Woo, break it down! (Piano solo)
Dodge the icicles, fallin' up high If they hit me, then I'll probably get mad or something Check the parka, man, it's so damn tight Swingin' my mallet at everything in sight So, are you ready for some damn Ice Climber tonight?