Any Little Girl, That's A Nice Little Girl, Is The Right Little Girl For Me (1910)
Said she: "My dear, it seems so queer, I can't please you at all, You say you're hurt, bacause I flirt, Let other fellows call. I bead my eyes. I act too wise. My manners are too bold: What girl would do, please tell me do?" He said: "That's eas'ly told."
"Any little girl, that's a nice little girl, Is the right little girl for me. She don't have to look like a girl in a book, If a good cook she should be. She don't have to wear rats in her hair, Or a straight front X.Y.Z., Any little girl, that's a nice little girl, Is the right little girl for me."