I'm a friend of Mister Pastry I'm a friend of Allen Jones I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey I'm a friend of your chromosomes
I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe I'm a friend of Michael Miles I'm a friend of Jim Morrison I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend if I come on the night, can I come in free?
And I'm a friend of Egon Schiele I'm a friend of Mister Spock I'm a friend of Doctor Kildare I'm a friend of the Woodentops
And I'm a friend of Danny Angel I'm a friend of Freda Payne I'm a friend of Stanley Spencer I'm a friend of Big John Wayne
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me And I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend And If I come on the night, can I come in free?
And I'm a friend of David Bowie I'm a friend of Boney One I'm a friend of Charlie Chester I'm a friend of Erich Fromm
I'm a friend of Perry Como I'm a friend of your dad's son I'm a friend of Arthur Askey I'm a friend of everyone
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend If I come on the night, can I get in free?