I've got a pizzaland complexion bright green sox I am the happy little face on the charity box but you don't look in my direction you always look away you thank the Lord God above you were not modelled my way
and then I woke up right in the middle of a horrible dream yes I woke up I dreamt I was a spastic, but my boots were clean
you are a solid instigator of the human code you held back the traffic while I crossed the road but please don't try to be a martyr the good samaritan play because my silly cuban heels will give your games away
and then I woke up... right in the middle of a horrible dream yes I woke up I dreamt I was a spastic, but my boots were clean I woke up I woke up
pray for me (x4)
then I woke up, right in the middle of a I woke up I woke up
(Part II)
have you ever had a ride in a light blue car? have you ever stopped to think who's the slave and who's the master? have you ever had trouble with your automobile? have you ever had to push push push push? cartrouble
you might have seen them very busy at the weekends (oh oh) licking and polishing the beep-beeps into shape and then its proudly up the M1 M2 M3 and keep your feet off the upholstery Ronnie cartrouble oh yeah
and remember this: you don't need anything after an icecream
I used to sit at home silently and wonder why all the preference is polishing the chrome while all the mothers and the sisters and the babies sit and rot at home cartrouble oh yeah
and remember this: (on your way home) you don't need anything after an icecream