The murder happy characters have such fun They murder happy characters one by one You want a second chance But you don't get one
And the good guys hate the bad guys And the bad guys hate the good guys And we call this making history And we call this making history And we call this making history And we call this making history
The murder happy characters like to creep They murder little children while they sleep They leave you on the floor in a big red heap
And the good guys hate the bad guys And the bad guys hate the good guys And we call this making history And we call this making history And we call this making history And we call this making history
The murder happy characters say they know How to keep the crime rate way down low "Just nip it in the bud so it can't grow"
And the bad guys hate the good guys And the good guys hate the bad guys And we call this making history (repeat 'til end)