Hey, you got a face like a labrador I don`t mind that`s what I`m here for The angel Gabriel sent me To give you a little bit of sympathy I`m gonna take you down to Harley Street Such a shame you had that crash That will teach you to drive flash and a lorry hit you at full power Your blood gushing like a shower Plastic surgery - it`s so plastic Plastic surgery - fantastic (and you better take me away) Well you might have to sell your car And your parent`s brand new house You lie awake and lose your sleep Baby, miracles do not come cheap Well you can have a brand new nose Light blue eyes or even hazel A little ear will be much better When you are a real go getter Don`t go sitting in the sun Your new face might start to run Just forget your makeup scheme Clean your face with Mr. Sheen