Hard men, tough blokes You got to laugh when they tell you a joke (ha ha ha ha) Hard men, tick tock Step away or they'll beat you up (you up)
Ooh they are the hard men Ooh they are the tough blokes
McQueen, Tim Roth Vinnie Jones, you can all fuck off Winstone, Statham Don't get in my way, pal
Ooh the hard men Ooh they are the tough blokes
Ooh they are the one percenters Ooh they are the one percenters Ooh they are the one percenters Ooh they are the one percenters McQueen, Del Toro Behave, ???
Ooh the hard men Ooh they are the tough blokes
DeNiro, Van Damme Winstone, Statham Look away, all fuck off Look away now before it kicks off
The hard men, the hard men Ooh they are the hard men Ooh the tough blokes
Hard men like mucking about Give you the occasional clout Don't try to be one of the chaps You will find yourself on the wrong end of the slaps
'Cos we are the hard men Ooh we are the tough blokes