I did not ask for a lot this year Every single day, looking for an answer to the words you say Never to got to meet the President Never got to shake his squilrly hand Oh, don't you know the President is out for tea with Tony Blair He won't be back for hours maybe homeboy
I'd be so happy if I got to meet George Bush He's like an angel when Rebecca hears me calling I would dance on NBC and say George Bush shook hands with me And then I'd go and choke on a cock
And Gwenavere would find me leaving home And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone If Johnny Depp would call me on the phone I know I'd be the greatest singer on the radio
Leaning on the raging river flats Sliding off a single blade of grass Oh, don't you know the ADA is brushing teeth with Johnny Jay They won't be snashing flowers maybe no more
I'd be so happy if I bet it all on you And never answer when Rebecca asked me questions I'd lay down to some degree and say John Stern locked lips with me And then I'd go and choke, then I'd go and choke Then I'd go and choke on a cock