Father owned the dating bar so mother ran the store We all lived there together with the army at the door No one to do my laundry or to tell me that they're sure But there really is no me and there's no army at the door
I hustle my way to your bedside I ride on your body like a cab ride I carry refreshments to the good guys I made the good guys some home fries
Pardon me anyone where is the nearest shore We're all in this together and the police are at the door Someone do my laundry or smash through the floor To the tropical vacation buried underneath the store
And I was your favorite bullfighter Whose looks were new to your eyes And i fell apart in that bullfight Where the dress was the sky to your thighs
She said that she had an hour Her father he was in the shower And she took me to her little tower And she showed me her little flower
And just when i thought it was safe to put down my pen She said maybe i will let you fall in love with me again Maybe i will let you fall for loving me again Then she showed me her badge and i think she said then
That i don't have the heart to tell you not to come And everyone has hands just to use someone And it makes me feel just like old gum To ride a fake horse into town To ride a lame horse into town To ride a dead horse into town To ride your big fucking fake fucking lame fucking dead horse into town