The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take, So we thought, “What could we produce to give you all a break?” A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS, And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse.
It’s Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning. Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
We tested it on animals and none of them survived, But that’s OK cos when we wrote the paper up we lied. It first choice for MI, MS and even for ME and COPD, HIV, PE and DVT
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
There are some minor side effects and some are not that rare, Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair, And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts, But it’s fucking cheap, and hey, this is the NHS.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison. After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson. It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising, Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, We sell lots in Japan cos it’s the antidote to ricin. The minister of health we hear will shortly be advising Take Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Русский вольный перевод
Парацетомаксифрузебендромацитин, Новый наш продукт чудесный, в мире он один. Парацетомаксифрузебендромацитин
В аптеках двадцать тысяч разновсяческих лекарств, И мы решили вам помочь, избавив от мытарств. Лекарство, что излечит все от гриппа до проказ, Прием оральный, вагинальный или в третий глаз.
Это Парацетомаксифрузебендромацитин, Парацетомаксифрузебендромацитин, От простуды и удара молний он един, Парацетомаксифрузебендромацитин!
Побочные эффекты поразительно малы, Амнезия, диарея, облысенье головы Инфаркт, педерастия ненормальный рост груди, Но он рекомендован педиатрами страны.
Парацетомаксифрузебендромацитин, Парацетомаксифрузебендромацитин, Спид и мандавошки вам излечит он один, Парацетомаксифрузебендромацитин!