Round 1, fight ... let’s get it on Like forward, down, forward, high punch: your head’s about to come off I will drink your blood like it’s Castlevania cuz no one wants to save ya And I am doing you a favor and It’s a bloody mess, like a fatality Your ... spine in my hand, yeah that’s a reality There’s nothing better than to see you suffer, you dumb mother ... To me you are nothing. I’ll beat your face in like Double Dragon while your ... is laggin’ I’ll cut your head off like Ninja Gaiden while your ... is fading Into obscurity, I’ll bathe in your purity of blood Elizabeth Bathory, because this just has to be A violent end to your ... nonsense A simple consequence just to clear my conscience You get no more lives; you’re all out of 1-ups You stupid ... up, why don’t you just shut the ... up
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I think I should remind you that I am the champion I’m like ... Batman combined with the fact that I am Like Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees all in one I will take you and eviscerate you just for fun Oh, I’m sorry are you crying? Are you gonna call the cops? Are you gonna whine to mommy then tell your pops? Good. Bring them along and I’ll eat em’ as an appetizer There’s nothing finer than a coward thinking he’s a fighter I’ve got the high score for being the guy that finally took you down You’re like Bowser, World 8, now I’ve come for the crown Welcome to Super HaraKiri World ... Here’s a tanto blade now disembowel yourself. Now on to another mother ... who thinks he’s better than me I will beat you down for all eternity because I am god here. This is my game. You are lucky I even let you play.
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It’s my Final Fantasy to see all your pixilated blood dripping from the sky. Like A-B-A-C-A-B-B, it’s a blood code. Now I watch you die Yeah ... I’m rated ‘M’ for mature I’ll turn into a dragon and bite you in half like’s in my nature I’m right out of a horror movie with my machete I’ll cut you into confetti and I will fight you on the most difficult setting I’m betting that you will always lose That’s the thing about you: You fight like a coward when I have already paid my dues Think twice before you pick up that ... controller I will let you die when I say it’s over.
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