The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn't remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboosey
I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets Forgetful Lucy Cracked her head like Gary Busey
But I still love her so And I'll never let her go Even if while I'm singing this song She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong Forgetful Lucy Her lips are so damn juicy