Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies | Текст песни

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Mom: What`s the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It`s okay, momma will take care of you.

Not really sick, but don`t you know I still say I am.
Dad just mumbles, "there goes my girlie son acting up again".

Dad: How could you be my kid?

Mom knows I`m faking it
But she understands what`ll happen if I go.

The last four days
The tough guys have been on a roll.
(They show him no mercy)
Plenty of name calling
And pushing my head in the toilet bowl.
(They call him a loser)
But they won`t get their hands on me today
`cuz home with momma is where I`m gonna stay.

We`re pickin` daisies.
Mom: Who cares about them anyway.
Pickin` daisies.
Mom: They`ll all be working for you someday.
Pickin` daisies.
Mom: They`re just jealous of you.
Pickin` daisies.
Mom: Next year you`ll go to private school.

Can`t play sports or games
I`m only really good at reading.
(He can`t catch a football)
Apparently that`s not too cool
That`s why my nose is usually bleeding.
(Plus they give him fat lips)
At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head.
But I`ll be safe today, I know `cuz momma said:

We`re pickin` daisies.
Mom: Who really cares what they think.
Pickin` daisies.
Mom: You should talk about it with your shrink.
Pickin` daisies.
Mom: They`ll all end up in jail.
Pickin` daisies.
Mom: Marshalls is having a sale.

I know tomorrow it`ll all start up again.
(He`ll be greeted with a head-lock)
And all I can do is sit and pray for the weekend.

But I know when I`m older
I`ll look back and laugh
At all those kids who pulled my pants down
And took that photograph
`cuz we`ll be through with kickball
We`ll all be weak and slow
But I will be the only one
With a magic place to go

Pickin` daisies.
Mom: You`re better off in the end.
Pickin` daisies.
Mom: Who cares, I`ll be your friend.
Pickin` daisies.
Mom: You can always count on me.
Pickin` daisies.
Mom: I made you some iced tea.
Pickin` daisies.
Dasies
Pickin` daisies
Dasies
Pickin` daisies
Dasies
Pickin` daisies
Dasies
Pickin` daisies

Mom:
You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way.
When I was a kid, we didn`t have video games, we had pinball, but I could learn.
Well, they`re just upset that they don`t have earmuffs.
You can come to aerobics class with me and watch, all the ladies love you.
Who needs name brand shirts? Yours is the same thing without a fancy tag.
Why don`t you go to sleep? And when you wake up, then I`ll play you the Eddie Fisher record.

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