But I just call him Benny C for short Don’t you know Oh, his full name It goes like this: Benedict Cumberbatch Hey, you’re all confident enough to say I think he’s pretty handsome Even though he’s kinda weird –looking and then some He’s everyday these days on TV and cinema Everyone if you’re with me put them upward You’ve got the mystery he’ll solve it probably Yes, he came back from the Reichebach fall, honestly He’s kinda cool, kinda dorky, kinda something that I can’t explain That’s why he’s big in his game And his name is kinda funny to say Kinda long and I don’t care if they still get that name wrong around me Hey, for sure, I just call him Benny C I just want to be his best friend indeed I mean this thing Benedict Cumberbatch Don’t u know he was Smaug in the Hobbit 2 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy I saw it too Taking over Hollywood Man, he got it going on Even Spock and Kirk are yelling Ain’t nothing wrong with a man cause a little admiration Just because I want his face on every TV station Just because I want to play in every voice on Penguins of Madagascar You know, the Broadway adaptation John Watson, he’s so lucky He gets to call Sherlock Holmes his buddy And Martin Freeman probably caught him in his celly(….??) But it’s too long, so I bet he calls him Benny But his name is Benedict Cumberbatch Who’se Benny, she says, alas, in that special way Who’se Benn,y she says, you know I love him But I just call him Benny c for short Don’t you know