Me & Dipper and Mabel took a summer vacation To the place where green trees with the rivers and lakes and It’s where tourists come to see mysteries of that’ll thrill All locked up in a shack that we work until
Our Great Uncle Stan got a plan to make a buck or two So we sit and wait with our production crew That’s Wendy and Soos, and all the local coterie that keeps coming ‘round Cuz you know that’s how these crazy kids get down
But when the sun goes down, it’s like a whole new town Mysteries abound, and just a place to horse around Awkward sibling hugs (pat pat), for the brothers and sisters Do homework, washing dishes, cuz know we won’t miss it
When another episode, it hits the television, It’s the kind of adventure that’s got us hooked in, So tell me what kind of city you live in Bet it’s something different than
From now on, I wanna spend them all Every summer down in Gravity Falls, y’all I want it all, the mysteries call Every summer down in Gravity Falls y’all
From now on, I’ll never go back Every summer at the Mystery Shack Matter of fact, I want every summer back Cuz I wasted every one that wasn’t at.. (where?)
And you can stay in sweatertown til the sun goes down But I’m on the SS Cool Dude, cruising around Gobblewonker’s took a bite and tried to toss us around And a whole gang of gnomes they tried to boss us around
But Dipper got a book, that’s like one of some others WIth six fingers on the hand on the cover And Lil Gideon, he’s trying to win Mabel over, he wants a kiss or two Cuz I guess she’s so irresistible (womp womp)
But there’s more than meets the eye, ghosts and monsters that try To get up in the way of a young boy and girl living their life Manly Dan with his biggest fan, Toby and the gossiper Try to tell your story to the officers
At the Mystery Shack, weird stuff always happens late Wax figures take an axe and decapitate Staying up late, watching the DUchess Approves And taking money from rubes, while solving mysteries too
Ole dipper and mabel gonna solve any thing they’re able When they’re stuck in the woods til grunkle stan’s gonna put everything on the table And the town’s gonna try, to make them feel like they’re both crazy unstable But we got their back as we watch them do their thing on premium cable
From now on, I wanna spend them all Every summer down in Gravity Falls, y’all I want it all, the mysteries call Every summer down in Gravity Falls y’all
From now on, I’ll never go back Every summer at the Mystery Shack Matter of fact, I want every summer back Cuz I wasted every one that wasn’t at.. (where?)