There's no limit to the riches I want to see. I met this man, he said he would do anything for me. I was a little nervous, but I went there anyway. I never guessed that he would smile at me and say:
HELLO, I WELCOME YOU INTO MY HUMBLE STORE. I'VE GOT LOTS OF MERCHANDISE, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING AND MORE. TODAY WE HAVE A SALE ON WELFARE, AN OFFER YOU CAN'T IGNORE. IT WILL PUT YOU ON A PEDESTAL, SEPARATE YOU FROM THE POOR.
His ice-cold heart and smiling face in perfect symmetry. His gratitude increased, as I bought my destiny. His smiling mask fell off, I saw the horns upon his head. I won't forget the moment when he laughed at me and said:
HELLO, I WELCOME YOU...
I guess you'll say stupidity isn't easily measured, but my degradation was unbearable.