Well, it goes nowhere and it does nothing It goes nowhere and it does nothing It goes nowhere and it does nothing It goes nowhere and it does nothing, nothing, nothing
But Sulu knew And Spock did too And of course, the crew And it was all for you Yeah, me and you
Well, it goes nowhere And it does nothing It goes nowhere And it does nothing It goes nowhere And it does nothing It goes nowhere And it does nothing, nothing, nothing
With its cardboard parts And its light bulb starts It nearly fell apart Still, it captured hearts All our hearts
The critics would say The sounds you would make Were so second-grade And your instruments were fake Well, of course, they were fake Like the flimsy displays And the glitter And the latex Paint on their faces Scientists would say It’s not like that in space Some fucks love to hate But, I thought you were great We thought you were great
Well, it goes nowhere And it does nothing It goes nowhere And it does nothing It goes nowhere It goes nothing Yeah, it goes nowhere It does nothing, nothing, nothing