It was the day your mother married Mr. Alan Rickman, he takes to his English garden and feeds you tea and oranges...
He speaks of all the books he's read and he tells you all the things they said and how he knows every position in the Kama Sutra, how does that suit ya?
Alan Rickman you're an evil man and i wont be a part of your evil plan!
I said oh no I wont!
You ask him who would he be if he could be anybody And he says he'd be Sean Connery. 'Cuz everyone loves Scottish boys and Irish tennors, And you always had a thing for Ewan McGreggor
Alan Rickman you're an evil man and i wont be part of your evil plan...
no no no no get out of my head hey!
Alan Rickman takes you to his English garden and feeds you tea and oranges...
Is he your father or is he your lover, these are the kinds of things that make a good girl wonder...
You'll be my rocking horseman and Ill be your girl on the bike...