Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a lawyer, Polish my badge and spike my hair; I'm lookin like a baller! Before I leave, check my wallet and nearly choke, Cause Maya's stomach has left me utterly broke!
We're talkin chillin with underaged girls, girls, Always gettin slapped by Pearls, Pearls, Eatin' burgers till we hurl, hurl...
Go out and sneak around all those crime scenes, Try to keep it down and go unseen, But we're never really that lucky...
Objection! I still haven't talked to the accused; What's that? Trial starts now? Well I guess I'm real screwed Objection! I need a quick five minute recess
Objection! This sucks -- no one listens to me Shot down, "OVERRULED" Just like every other time! Objection! I just wanna get a 'not guilty' ~