In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom Whose sidewalks you can eat And everyone who lives in there Is made of something sweet
There are many candy people Far too many for to name But if you care to take a dare We'll try it just the same
Mr. Cupcake and Starchy Are strong as they can be Pineapple Guy and Peppermint Butler Have musicalities
About that Peppermint Butler A peculiar type of guy And once a drop of spicy serum Fell into his eye
Cinnamon Bun is a lot of fun When he's not falling down Chocoberry and Chet Have icing on their crowns
Doctors Ice Cream and Donut Will fix you up real well There's even a Nurse Poundcake To keep you feelin' swell
Dr. Dextrose showed up once At the Science Barbecue Made a speech then grumbled something And off again he flew
Earl of Lemongrab can be a crab He rides a Sour Horse There's Taffy Girl and Candy Bar Guy And Manfried, of course
Colonel Candy Corn and Mr. Candy Cane Are not the best seat mates Lollipop Girl and Ice Cream Guy Were once seen on a date
Marshmallow Kids, Banana Guards Jelly Horse and Gelatin Man Gumdrop Lasses and Ice Cream Lady Royal Tart Toter... (Eat My Tarts?) Royal Tart Toter (Hello?) Green Gumdrop Dude And a Grape Popsicle Guy...
In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom Whose song is now complete Except for one more Candy Person Who really can't be beat
Her best friend is a Rainicorn She rides a royal swan Ruling with a chewy fist It's Princess Bubblegum
In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom In the Land of Ooo is a Candy Kingdom