Hot wax drippin', honey what do you say I got a brand new record that I gotta play She says a not now boy but I did anyway 'Cause I'm ready, so ready
Your lips smackin', patty whackin' walkin' the street I got a rag top Chevy, and I'm back on my feet I get and E.M.H.O woody when I sit in the seat 'Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah
I got a girlfriend with the hoochie coochie eyes 'Cause in the pink she looks so fine She's got the cracker jack now All I want's the prize, honey...hey hey hey
I know these hookers down on 42nd street but a Ill-gotten booty's not my style I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet, honey...hey hey Yeah...
'Cause I'm alright Uum, your daddy says I'm...alright Uum, your mama says...alright And my old lady says I'm...alright
Whip crackin' floozie way out of control She got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll I got the right key, baby, but the wrong key hole And I'm ready, so ready...yeoa
I'm a red hot pistol and I'm ready to fight I'm a '38 special on a Saturday night I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey make it alright 'Cause I'm ready, so ready...wooh
I drive a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash It kinda keeps my ass in line One little French kiss, honey, that's my kinda trash, yeah
My brand new baby's lookin' F.I.N.E. fine The sun is shining every day Ain't got no rubbers, now it's rainin' all the time, honey Wooooh...
'Cause I'm alright My little sister says I'm...alright Oh, my brother thinks I'm...alright And my old lady knows I'm...alright
I feel like I'm hung up on the line I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime Everything about you is so F.I.N.E. fine Let's put our clothes back on And by the way girl, what's your name again
Come on, come on, come on, come on Oh yeah, yeah...Yooa yak yak yak yak yak yoa
'Cause I'm...alright Ooh, your daddy says I'm...alright Uum, and even Tipper thinks I'm...alright Oh, Joe Perry says I'm...alright
Pitch my tent in the pouring rain I got a back seat lover that's callin' my name She gonna blow my cover, she's hot as a flame But I'm ready...so ready...oau
I shove my tongue right between your cheeks I haven't made love now, for 25 weeks I hear that you're so tight your lovin' squeaks And I'm ready, so ready