Woke up this morning at the hotel Rolled up a blunt got high as hell Fucked another groupie name in my cell Hell, oh well, it's time to bail Walking to the van with my suitcase Driving cross country to a new place Exit 420 get something to eat Greet who I meet Smoke a sweet Climb back on to the interstate Yes got a date, can't be late Pulled up to the club get a sound check Walk up to the bar get a longneck Shooting some pool, act real cool Look at her ass but please don't drool I look at my watch, start thinking Yeah it's time for me to start drinking
My name is Afroman I live in the back of a Chevrolet van Everynight I'm somewhere new Smoking weed, drinking brew
[Verse 2] Dressing room, [?] I get fucked up before the show Ride to the club smoking a dub Hopping out the van with the woofers on sub It's time to go on I'm drunk I'm high come on How's everybody doing? Which of you ladies feel like screwing? Women on stage Security in rage Guitar solo Colt 45 kickin' in, oh no Uh oh I'm playing it right What? shit sound tight Encore We want more Yeah, break that shit down
[Hook x2] My name is Afroman I live in the back of a Chevrolet van Everynight I'm somewhere new Smoking weed, drinking brew
[Verse 3] Shake the hand of the fan Introduce to the band Sign autographs, take pictures Try to be polite to these fake bitches One of these bitches just might Kick it with an internet rapper tonight Best case scenario We get high and fuck very slow Pass out with her ass out So I can rub it, man I love it Early in the morning yes, yes I know Hug my neck kiss my cheek, yes she gots to go I do too, I do too Smoke some more weed Drink some more brew I love my life Peace No stress to strife
[Hook x3] My name is Afroman I live in the back of a Chevrolet van Everynight I'm somewhere new