It's so nice to be rich, rich, rich, rich... Young, smart, handsome, and rich, rich, rich, rich... To dress up in the mink again And swim in the pink champagne, Oh how I loathe old age, stupidity, and hunger, I prefer to be full, cleverer, and younger, Oh you old dumb bum in the ditch, snitch, snitch... And get rich, rich, rich, rich... Get rich, rich, rich, rich...