Who's there? Who's stealing around the place? Who's groping about for my wallet? Who's tampering with my pocket? Who's there?
Lock your door, and cock the gun Or take your money and run I said lock your door, and cock the gun Or take your money and run.
They're going to coax you and cheat you Cajole you and treat you Like a fool Just for fun
They're coming and coming, P & B They're coming and coming around They're coming and coming, P & B They're coming and coming around So lock your door, and cock the gun Or take your money and run.
Lock your door, and cock the gun Or take your money and run I said lock your door, and cock the gun Or take your money and run.
With innocent smiles and oily jokes Lots of charm and ratty clothes They can fool Just anyone
Oh, they're coming and coming, P & B They're coming and coming around They're coming and coming, P & B They're coming and coming around So lock your door, and cock the gun or run They're coming and coming, P & B....