MERRY CHRYSTMETH All I want for Christmas is to chew solid food Appetite returned with me to rehab but meth left me long in the tooth and they had to be removed With visions of sugar plums dancing in my head gumming a candy cane wishing it was the end of a stem No job, no prospects no family, no friends No reason to not get high It’s a wonderful life Don’t give a shit just my piss in a cup to be tested by some fuck who I guess gives a fuck What a wonderful life they got