How did it work out for Sandy and Danny? Did she turn into a cow, did he turn into a fanny? Did they run out of joy to turn into song? Was their sexless pretence dragged out too long? Did their cute little habits soon become banes? Did they try not to fight in front of the weans? Did he swing for her once, but stay open-handed? How long did love last when Greased Lightnin' landed?