My name is Abe Carman, Me trade it is right charmin', For you know there is no harm in A little burglaree; I live by taking chances Like the heroes of Romances And taking what I fancies With bold audacitee!
There's wealth all for the taking And there is no mistaking, Me fortune I am making With a little robberee; No man shall be me master As long as I run faster Than those that would me blast for A-taking things for free!
I've robbed the great and wealthy In manner sly and stealthy. But it's just to keep me healthy As you can plainly see; No watch, no ring, no clock it Is not safe within your pocket And 'twill avail you naught to lock it From light-fingered genteree!
When the night it comes a-falling I tend unto my calling, Along the wall a-crawling For petty larcenee; There is no sweeter feeling Than 'neath a window kneeling, Then through the casement stealing With the spoils of thieveree!
You should see how I do swagger With me cudgel, gun and dagger And safe within me saddle-bag A sum of bright monee; To see me count me plunder, It would make you gape with wonder And I'm sure quite soon you'd under- Take some Break and Enteree!
While I've a mate to hold a candle And an iron to break a handle And a boy to spy the land then I will rob both great and small; Till me luck it do forsake me On the day when they do take me And on the gallows break me And that'll pay for all!