I woke up the other night Lyin' on the floor Right beside someone I've never seen before She said, my name's Juliet Romeo you ain't That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this I'll end up like ol' Hank That's another good reason not to drink
I can't go see my best friend An' he said stay away Just because of what I said On his wedding day He oughta call a Sherman 'Cause she looks just like a tank That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this I'll end up like ol' Hank That's another good reason not to drink
I'm gonna sue to city About that policeman Last night as I left the bar He stepped right on my hand He said, are you drunk or blind? I said, let me think That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this I'll end up like ol' Hank That's another good reason not to drink Ooh
That's another good reason not to drink When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this I'll end up like ol' Hank That's another good reason Baby, let me in I'm freezin' Another good reason not to drink.