Seymour: Sudden changes surround me Lady luck came and found me Thanks a million for making the magic you do
Thanks to you, sweet petunia Mushnik's taken a junior And someday when I own this whole shop I'll remember I owe it to you
[Spoken] Aw, Tuey. Who cares if I've been on the anemic side these past few weeks? So what if I've had a few dizzy spells? A little light-headedness? It's been worth it, old pal. Look, I'm gonna go down to Schmendrick's and get something to eat. I'll see ya later.
[Audrey 2 growls]
Seymour: [Spoken] Oh boy. Here we go again. Tuey, I haven't got much left - look, just let me heal a few more days, okay? Then we'll start on the left hand again.
Audrey 2: [Spoken] Feed me!
Seymour: [Spoken] I beg your pardon?
Audrey 2: [Spoken] Feed me!
Seymour: [Spoken] Tuey! You talked! You opened up your - trap, your thing, you said--
Audrey 2: [Spoken] Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now!
Seymour: [Spoken] I can't!
Audrey 2: [Spoken] I'm starvin'!
Seymour: [Spoken] Oh boy... Look, maybe I can squeeze a little out of this one, but--
Audrey 2: [Spoken] I need some food! [slurping] More, more!
Seymour: [Spoken] But there isn't any more! Whaddya want me to do, slit my wrists?!
Audrey 2: [Spoken] Mmmmmm.
Seymour: [Spoken] Look. How 'bout I run down to the corner, and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin?
Audrey 2: [Spoken] Must be blood!
Seymour: [Spoken] Tuey, that's disgusting.
Audrey 2: [Spoken] Must be fresh!
Seymour: [Spoken] I don't wanna hear this!
Audrey 2: [Sung] Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be human?
Audrey 2: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be mine?
Audrey 2: Feed me!
Seymour: Where am I supposed to get it?
Audrey 2: Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long
That's right, boy! You can do it
Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long [laugh] 'Cause if you feed me Seymour I can grow up big and strong
Seymour: [Spoken] You eat blood, Audrey 2. Let's face it. How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Kill people?
Audrey 2: [Spoken] I'll make it worth your while.
Seymour: [Spoken] ...What?
Audrey 2: [Spoken] You think this is all a coincidence, baby? Your sudden success around here? Your adoption papers?
Seymour: [Spoken] Look, you're a plant! An inanimate object!
Audrey 2: [Spoken] Does this look inanimate to you, punk?! If I can talk, and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?
Seymour: [Spoken] Like what?
Audrey 2: [Spoken] Like deliver, pal! Let's see you get everything your secret greasy heart desires!
[Sung] Would you like a Cadillac car Or a guest-shot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Heady Lemarr? You gonna get it
How'd ya like to be a big wheel? Dinin' out for every meal I'm the plant that can make it all real You're gonna get it
I'm your genie I'm your friend I'm your willin' slave Take a chance, just feed me and You know what kinda eats The kinda red hot treats The kinda sticky licky sweets I crave
Come on, Seymour Don't be a putz Trust me and your life will surely Rival King Tut's Show a little initiative, boy Work up some guts And you'll get it
Seymour: [Sung] I don't know, I don't know I have so, so many strong reservations Should I go and perform mutilations?
Audrey 2: [Spoken] You didn't have nothin' till you met me. Come on, kid, what'll it be? Money? Girls? One particular girl? How 'bout that Audrey? Think it over... There must be someone you can eighty-six, real quiet like, and get me some lunch!
[Sung] How'd ya like a room at the Ritz? Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz A little nookie gonna clean up those zits And you'll get it
Seymour: [Sung] Gee I'd like a Harley machine Toolin' around like I was James Dean Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green
Audrey 2: So go get it! Ooh, ooh
If you wanna be profound If you really gotta justify Take a breath and look around A lot of folks deserve to die
Seymour: [Spoken] Wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say!
Audrey 2: [Spoken] But it's true, innit?
Seymour: [Spoken] No! I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant.
Audrey 2: [Spoken] Mmmm, sure you do...
Orin: [Spoken] Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin' scatterbrain!
Orin: [Spoken] Now get the hell in there and pick up your Goddamn sweater you dizzy cow!
Audrey: [Spoken] Yes doctor! Right away doctor! Hi Seymour. I left my sweater here before.
Orin: [Spoken] Come on, move it you little slut! How do you like that stupid dame? Forgets a freakin' sweater. Christ, if your stupid head weren't screwed on!
[Orin slaps Audrey]
Audrey: [Spoken] Orin, that hurt!
Orin: [Spoken] Move it!
Both: [Sung] If you want a rationale It isn't very hard to see, no, no, no Stop and think it over pal The guy sure looks like plant food to me The guy sure looks like plant food to me The guy sure looks like plant food to me
Seymour: He's so nasty treatin' her rough
Audrey 2: Smackin' her around, and always talkin' so tough
Seymour: You need blood and he's got more than enough
Audrey 2: I need blood and he's got more than enough
Both: I/You need blood and he's got more than enough
Audrey 2: [Spoken] So go get it!
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