Who's that alley cat Scratchin' in the trashcan? Come on get your feet off the bed Everyone's goin' to the one-way rag. Poppa put your shoes on Can't dance with the blues on. Come on get yourself in drag Everyone's goin' to the one way rag No two ways about it You don' have to shout and scream about it Ain't gonna listen to my neighbours Gonna get in my car and step on the gas Ain't no fastback's gonna get past me No-to the one way rag Feel the one way clown Turn your face upside down Get out of that lonesome bag Everyone's gone to the one way rag