Oh, it started long ago With Jesus and the Pharisees Straw will spin itself to gold Foretold in all the prophecies You can't stop this (oh, oh) Try to top this (oh, oh) The beard will come to be revered And feared throughout the galaxy
A symbol of age and wisdom The beard has long been dominated by the male of the species But we welcome a new age Wherein this power can be wielded by the masculine or the feminine Man, or woman, or
[Chorus] Beard Feel the beard The power of the beard Glory to the beard, beard, beard Blessed be the
Oh, it's taking all control This feeling's got a hold on me So why, this freedom in my mind This all-consuming ecstasy Come and take me (oh, oh) Scratch and scrape me (oh, oh) The beard, may it never be sheared Possess me for eternity
Now is the moment we come together as one Once fragmented, we stand united From the soil of our fears to the fruits of our enlightenment Through our darkest oppression, we find our ultimate liberation Long live the