Greetings, earth things My name is alaska thunderfuck 5000 From the planet glamtron What's yours?
Now, I've come a long way to be here tonight So let's get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now Shall we?
Hi oh!
I don't know about you, miss kitty But I feel so much yummier Now, there's an issue that's recently come to my attention That we need to discuss right now Is that okay with you, honey?
Are you ready You! Are you ready? (okay) (Uhum) are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?
Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway
Terrible, terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible Terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible Terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway
Now, I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land Is that correct? (aham) uhum Well, it better be beucase I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway Mr Doorman, what's that? You need my id? This face is my id, motherfucker!
Now, I'm not the kind of bitch who's gonna go behind your back and talk shit on you If I have an issue with you, I'll bring it right to your busted face Now, let's discuss it right now, shall we? Alrightalrightalright
Are you ready? (aham) You specifically? Ore you ready? (uh me? oh, yeah, I totally am) Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?
Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway
Terrible, terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible Terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible Terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible But I love you anyway
Oh my gosh! This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that? (oh my God) You see, there's something I have to confess You and I have a lot more in common than I thought And it's something I need to bring to your attention right now
Are you ready? (I think so) Are you ready? That's better! Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?
(Your makeup is terrible)
My makeup is terrible My makeup is terrible My makeup is terrible (why?) My makeup is terrible Do you love me anyway?
Terrible, terrible, terrible My makeup is terrible Terrible, terrible Your makeup is terrible Terrible, terrible Our makeup is terrible But I love you anyway