Noo, wha the de'il hae we gotten for a king But a wee bit German lairdie When we cam to bring him hame He was delvin' in his yairdie Sheughin' kail an' layin' leeks But the hose an' but the breeks An' up his beggar duds he cleeks This wee bit German lairdie
An' he's clappit doun in our gudeman's chair This wee bit German lairdie He's brocht forth o' foreign trash An' dibbled them in our yairdie He's pruned the rose o' English cloons An' broken the harp o' Irish loons But thistle taps'll jag his thumbs This wee bit German lairdie
Come up amang our Hieland Hills Thou wee bit German lairdie See the Stewarts' lang kail thrive They hae dibbled in our yairdie But if a stock ye daur to pu' Or haud the yokin' o' a plough We'll brak your sceptre ower your mou' Thou feckless German lairdie
Oor hills are steep, oor glens are deep Nae fittin' for a yairdie The Nor'land thistles willna pu' Thou feckless German lairdie But we've the trenching blades o' weir We'll prune ye o' yer German gear We'll pass ye 'neath the claymore's shear Thou feckless German lairdie
Oh Scotland, thou art ca'ed a hole For nursin' siccan vermin The very dugs o' England's court They bark and howl in German So keep thy dibble in thine hand Thy spade but an' thy yairdie For wha the de'il noo rules oor land But a wee bit German lairdie