The sound of the fog horn [That/It] tears me from my sleep I'm much too tired for the waking But too wired for the sheep And the anvil's on the table And the sword is on the door Now it's time to pick up bread crumbs That you spilled upon the floor Let's go!
Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson
Now I can't forget to put to put the pipe In my mouth, for the smell will tell The neighbors that I'm on the beat again So please don't pause in any strange [and/or] darkened corners, that's where I'm looking first I'll rip the groceries from your arms And empty the contents of your purse
Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson
This water's something salty [Soil] In the backseat [I know what, I know what he's got/but I better heed, please him]
Well the joke is on me, as it somehow always seems to be I went looking for some hard clues, Of the inner-city trees And [there was/you were] no one to be found And [there was/you were] nowhere to be seen And it's getting late at night Now, what's this? Grab a cup of tea!
Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson
Now I'm sitting in my room again Still waiting for your call I got a blister on my forehead For when I leaned against the wall And my notebook's full of memories, Too sad for when to tell about the time when you were next to me [And] Shakin', shakin', shakin', shakin'
Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson Me and you, Watson