It's three years to the very day Since a pirate captain said to me: "Here lad, come join our crew Adventure and glory waits for you!" I took his words as gold And set sail for quests untold With a bottle of rum is my hand I dreamed of wealth in foreign lands
You're banjaxed You're screwed And death is coming for you Trapped on an island Lost at sea Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be You're banjaxed You're screwed And death is coming for you Trapped on an island Lost at sea Shipwrecked, your destiny
On our sixteenth night it sea In the depths of toil and misery We struck a hidden reef And our ship began to sink beneath I grabbed some drifting wood And held on as long as I could Til I landed on a desert isle Now I‘m stuck here 'til the day I die!
Shipwrecked Get Drunk or Die Shipwrecked Get Drunk or Die