Remember when I was a ten And did not look like a guy? My hair was long I had clothes on But now I get nude and cry Since the VMAs All the people say I am a total skank Grinded Robin Thicke Made the whole crowd sick Especially the Smith’s I’m basically a wrecking ball For the youth of America All I want is to brainwash them all With my massive nipples Under my tee We must be like Miley Now watch me ride a ball and try To make a seductive face But creepily I totally look just like Nicholas Cage Time for me to lick this hammer like it’s a big metal penis I’ll lick anything For more attention This condom looks delish
I’ve been looking for this. Put some god damn clothes on you sicko!
I’m naked on a wrecking ball Showing off my pale boobs and butt Now I’m dry humping a broken wall I went from Disney to Twerk crazed and skanky I need to get therapy
Excuse me I’m here for the porn Bend over girl let’s make this quick What do you mean? This is not porn Then why the hell are you naked? Because I’m a wannabe whore Who sluts it up to get more views So that means we don’t have to screw? Thank god! Excuse me? You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy Sorry sweetie it’s true
I ruined a beautiful song With a disgusting video OK, this has gone on way too long You need to get off of our construction site! How do you expect us to work? With a crazy anorexic chick Swinging naked from our equipment And licking and humping Everything she sees! Sorry, but I’m not leaving! Oh no, now she is twerking! Dear god, just kill us now please! Thanks Liam! Oh believe me it was my pleasure!