Alex Farnham - California Gurls (Jersey Guido Boys) | Текст песни

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• California Gurls (Jersey Guido Boys)

Hey what’s up? How’s it going!? I’m just getting ready to go to the gym! Might join me? Okay, Okay, let’s go!!

I know this place that will make your muscles bigger
Crunch, lift and flex
Mix in protein with some water
Now we’re talking
Sipping muscle milk
Playing underneath the bench press (210)
Girls check my pecks!
Trying to give a little preview (what perv’s)

You think you got some big muscles
But we got more down the Jersey shore
Once you party with Uh- Us
You’ll be crawling on the floor down in Jersey shore

JERSEY GUIDO BOYS
Got a lot of muscles
Check out my hair
Got this do on ?
JERSEY GUIDO BOYS
I’ll frigen slap you
Crying on the phone boo hoo

Hey man, let me help you out, I’ll show you what it’s all about
Get puffed
And looking lean
Laying on the beach with no sun-screen
Italiano, that’s what I know
?Not cooking lobsters?
Cause I’m Guido

Jagger Bombs, Fist Pumps
Jagger Bombs, Fist Pumps

[Verse Two]
In the gym all day
Then come to party in Jersey
I’m a juice head if you didn’t know
A real live Guido
So welcome to the gun show

Here’s the situation
If you mess around with me
Or talk about my mommy
I’m gonna smash your face in
Just stick to GTL
Gym Tanning Landry

(phone rings)

Hold on, a second
Hello?

Hey! I’m filming a movie, right now!
Ya! We’re doing a musical video!
Don’t get!
Rolanda!
Would you start with me!
We’re doing a production!
I’m doing a music video

I’ll never hear the end of this!
Didn’t I pay to get your hair and nail did!
You got no respect for my passion!
I trying
I wanna be a De Niro someday!
I’ll pick you up latter
And I’m not coming in to say hi to your mother!
I gotta go!
Cook up some gobble goul!

Sorry about that!
Where were we?

JERSEY GUIDO BOYS
Got a lot of products
Styling my hair
Got this do on ?

JERSEY GUIDO BOYS
Do alot of sit ups
This is the real situation

First we start off by beating the ground!
Banging is the beat that builds up in sound
That beat is hitting us
So we gotta free up the beat
Free up the beat
Fist pump
Fist Pump!
Free up the beat
Free up the beat
Free up the beat
Fist pump
Fist Pump!
Free up the beat

JERSEY GUIDO BOYS
Like ? Was
? Jagger Bombs till we drop
Don’t you touch my hair
I’ll frigen slap you
Crying to your mother on the phone boo hoo

These are rules to live by
Shave last minute
Hair cut day of
Maybe some tanning
And the gym!

You gotta do the Guido Hand-Book!

You can shut off the camera
I’m not talking anymore
You can still see the red light
Hey buddy I can still see the…
Shut it off!

Get out of here!
Take a walk buddy!
I’m gonna smack you so hard
That you’re gonna be home crying to your mother

(we are doing a production)


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