I’m getting antsy I can feel it Wanna bounce off the ceiling Put my socks on and get ready For my first date with Betty Oh no Man this is far Wish that I had a car I think I’m lost And my phone has no bars! Does anyone have the time? I’m walking right through this slime I’m sweating all in my shoes These socks smell so funky I’m digging all through the trash Just trying to find a map I hope she doesn’t get mad Cause these socks smell so funky These socks smell so funky (x4)
The sun has got me soaking So hot I think I’m smoking Oh what did I just step on Guess I’ll rub it off on this lawn I’m almost there Hope that she doesn’t care That I smell like poo OMG She’s right there I waited so long for you I’m sorry I lost my shoe Oh wow that’s really uncool And your socks smell so funky I’m sorry it’s not my fault Whatever you could of called I threw my phone off a bridge Well that’s dumb and you smell funky