Ever since I was a little boy Throught magic was fake So I played with the toys Never knew about where this scar was from back them Always teased about my forehead Had no friends I lived with it I dealt with it And no matter what anybody said I went with it Ha-ha yeah I fell off the jungle bars When I was young But really what happened A dude with no nose Killed my dad and mum What a tragedy But he didn’t kill me Cause I’m Harry P. But I guess my time’s up Snake man Now your whole dark army’s After me But I guess this is my destiny Were you testing me? Dumbledore I thought you thought I’d beat ‘em all Line ‘em up and watch ‘em fall But I feel mum and dad Yeah now I’m not coming back Don’t worry Ron Don’t worry Hermione Tell Hagrid That he’ll always be beside me
Yeah I lived with it I dealt with it And no matter what anybody says I went with it Dumbledore What am I gonna do now? I fell to the ground And you’re still not around Dumbledore:
I’m D. to the U. To the Umbledore Got my sights on the bad Wizard Voldemort And his Horcrux Got seven pieces That need beaten Beard tucked And if you step I’m defeating Elder wand You’ll be meeting Let Snape kill me For a reason Crescent glasses Smell my gases Hogwarts You need more classes Always yelling For emphasis Yeah so what I like men’s butts I’m the wisest wizard Aww I’ll turn you invisible Basically invincible Kiss the resurrection stone At the king’s cross It’s the afterlife But don’t worry Harry Potter Beat the killing curse twice He’s the master of death I don’t mean to digress But I’m 150 years old Excuse my dragon breath I believe in you Harry And I know that this is scary But you better be preparing In the end you’re getting married I don’t mean to be a spoiler But you need to kill Voldemort And then that will end the series And there will not be anymore
Aahhh
Alex Potter:
Now I’m back He’s back From the grave From the grave Harry Potter And I’m here to save All the children Imma save all them And the Snake man Is gonna die Snake man is gonna die Don’t cry Dry your eyes Snake man’s gonna die Yes he is Wizard powers
I wanna thank you all For watching my movies And reading all my books But hey It was a wonderful adventure I mean you grew up with me Didn’t you But every great story has to end So piece out muggles