Yeah! Y'all know what day it is It's Father's Day Thank you, dad, for being the best dad That I ever had I'm so glad you my father I'm so glad you my father Yeah! You did it! You raised me right I stayed in school Never got in a fight So it's Father's Day I'm getting you a card 'Cause I appreciate you working so hard Yeah, dad You man of the house When momma be screamin' You killed that mouse You ain't scared You always prepared Cruisin' around the house In your underwear So Happy Father's Day You deserve it I called in sick from work today But, hey, it was worth it I might get fired But that's okay I know you'd let me stay With you and mom any day I live rent free No, you can relate to me We're both guys, so we stand up when we pee We stand up when we pee We stand up when we pee We stand up when we pee Happy Father's Day To all the fathers out there I know sometimes it's hard 'Specially when you gotta change them diapers But you do it anyway And that's why today is Father's Day