Once upon a time before i was insane i dated this disney guy Joe Jonas was his name but he broke up with me "You're just way too creepy plus i found someone else his name's Mickey" so i wrote song about his stupid ass then found this guy named John but that was over fast "If you don't marry me i will pull out your teeth" "You're totally crazy" "no" "yes" "no" "yes" "maybe" he hit me with his guitar and he said that "we are thaough" "just you wait until i write a song about you" then i met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick and was obsessed right away