I look like I took way too much Xanax I have pubic hair on my head I'm so boring But I act like this on purpose So rebellious teens Can relate to me And even though this song Is a huge hit and had great potential I made a vid that is painfully dull I don't care You can't tell but I just shat my jeans And now I'm gonna list Stuff that I think all rich black people love Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club Aw hell no! You might as well say fried chicken also! Yes my lyrics seem racist racist But I don't give a fuck Hip hop culture totally sucks Guys stop beating each other up But this vid is so awful awful And we live in poverty Please just kill me! No me! Calm down guys watch some TV Seriously? We don't have fucking cable! All of my animals are dead (Couldn't take it. You were too scary) They killed themselves because I am a zombie And everyone who says I'm racist I swear that I'm not I just live with skinheads And now I'm gonna say More random luxurious stuff I hate Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid I don't care I'm not getting tetanus in my dreams Even though this song Hit number one and I have tons of cash (food stamps no longer available) I would rather pretend I need food stamps You fake bitch Now how the hell am I supposed to eat? All rich people can suck it suck it I am such a hypocrite Even though now I am loaded I'm gonna act impoverished Play this shit on repeat repeat If you want to hate me And maybe you'll see you'll see How terrible I can be