- Severus. Hello? - Hello, Mr. Potter. I was wondering if you would like to come over to play some DJ Hero. - DJ Hero? What's that? - Well, it's sort of like Guitar Hero. - Ah, I dunno, Severus. I don't really want to hang out with you 'cause you're boring and you're old and you're scary!
Listen up, you silly little boy You think you're a wizard playing with your toy? That's not a wand, it's just a little stick You stupid little prick Let me show you a real magic trick I'm Severus Snape the real OW Original Wizard, in case you don't follow through I flat-iron my hair every single morning Black as the night Let this be your final warning
I'm a bad bitchin' wizard with a bad attitude Don't mean to be rude But I'm not in the mood for your antics Don't panic I'm natural and organic I'm king of the world Titanic My spells be so gigantic And I don't want to bother with baby Mr. Potter I was picked on by his father
He was picked on by his father!
So listen to Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and Hermione I'm the Half Blood Prince straight from the book So please don't undermine me To wizards, to ogres You're half man and half horse I'm the teacher of this class so get ready for the course
I'm hotter than Harry Potter Sipping unicorn blood straight like it's water But I'm really Al Rickman A sick man, you know that's me So listen up, Harry I make wizards look like fairies You're the chosen one, but it's the end of your series