It's Christmas time! Oh, wait, no. It's the holiday time! Not everybody celebrates Christmas. Anyways, is a time for sharing, caring, and love. Family. So let's sing, everybody! It's a holiday season I'm a very famous popstar And this holiday season I'm gonna make all the little kids cry But not tears of sadness No tears of joy 'Cause I bringing presents to all the little girl and boy I'm so hungry I'ma stuff my belly with turkey Potatoes, tomatoes, yams and ham Ooh! This eggnog is delicious But don't have too much, it will give you a tummy ache. La la la. La la la la la It's Thanksgiving time La la la. La la la la la It's Christmas, and Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah time Brr! It's getting so chilly Hee hee. This red hat looks silly I can't wait to go home and see The presents under the palm tree The twinkling lights, the silent nights Ohh, is that a cookie? Better give me a bite It's not enough. I want more So I'm going to the grocery store For the turkey on sale Yes, the turkey's on sale All the turkeys on sale! Potatoes, tomatoes, yams and ham Stuffing is good, the gravy's grand I'm going to gain a bunch of weight And I don't care I'm going to gain a bunch of weight But it's ok, 'cause I'll just lose it next year That's my New Years resolution To be as skinny as... Mary Kate and Ashley Ahhhhh. I love Full House Heee heee heee